I can't read, apparently.

I cannot sit and read and do nothing else to save my life.  I've forgotten how to read!  Ok not really.  I can still read.  I just don't know how to be still and focus my brain on that one activity!

College, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME???

So I have no fewer than 10 books staring me in the face, and what do I do?  I check email, facebook, write a blog post, twiddle my thumbs, and read not a word of text from a real, paper-in-my-hands book.

This is maddening.